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Three hunters - a Texan, Californian and Oregonian - are gathered around a campfire. The three have been drinking and bragging about the virtues of their homes states. Suddenly, the Texan says, "Watch this!". He opens a bottle of tequila, takes a swig, tosses it in the air, pulls out a pearl-handled revolver and shoots the bottle cleanly in two.

"It's a shame to waste that good liquor", the Californian says.

"It's OK", the Texan replied. "Where I come from we've got plenty of that".

Not to be outdone, the Californian produces a bottle of White Zinfandel, pulls out the cork, takes a drink, throws the bottle in the air, whips out an assault rifle and blasts the bottle, sending shards of glass everywhere.

"It's OK", says the Californian. "We've got plenty in my state.

At this point, the Oregonian stands up, pulls out a Henry's, twists off the cap and guzzles the entire beer. Then he throws the empty bottle high in the air, pulls out a shotgun, empties both barrels into the Californian and neatly catches the bottle. The Texan stands in shock. The Oregonian calmly puts the gun down.

"It's OK", he says. "We've got plenty of them in my state. But the bottle is worth a nickel".

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