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Q. What's the difference between a Portland State University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

Q: What's the only thing that grows in Portland?
A: The Crime Rate!

Q: What's the only thing that grows in Portland?
A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked!

Q: Why do Oregon State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oregon?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Portland State University campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Portland State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Oregon's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: What does the average Oregon State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.

Q: How many Portland State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

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