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An Oregon fan walks
An Oregon fan walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Oregon jersey and helmet, and festooned with Oregon pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The Oregon fan begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the football game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the Oregon receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does that dog do if Oregon scores a touchdown?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."
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