A young ventriloquist is

A young ventriloquist is touring Oregon and stops to entertain at a bar near campus.
He's doing his usual stupid Redneck jokes when an Oregon Linebacker in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass redneck jokes; we ain't all stupid here in Oregon." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the Oregon linebacker pipes up: "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee!"


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